Vision-impaired Support Worker Gifts

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Guide Dogs

Hot Line

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

Counsellor for man on desert island

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

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'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

His guide-dog needed some more self-control

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'

Lyme's Disease Support Group

In the days before the introduction of seeing-eye dogs...

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.

'I don't argue that you have a strong case and normally we would want to offer you the services of a support worker. . . but we just don't have the staff!'

"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."

ROYAL NATIONAL INSTITUTE of the BLIND

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Really Big Print

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"

Blind man visits a 'Peep Show' with his Guide Dog.

Blindman continuously steps on poor guide-dogs tail