Suit-wearing Shark T-Shirts

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Corporate pirate.

'Going up?'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

"You knew I was a shark when you hired me, what did you expect?"

Fisherman

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"We're saved! We're saved!"

To the Aquarium

'I hear you have a side business.'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

"I guess this is me."

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."

The Theory of Evolution.