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"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Going up?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Want to go for a dip?'

"That is six feet."