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"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'He did it for us.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Going up?'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"You knew I was a shark when you hired me, what did you expect?"

"That is six feet."