Sky-watching Swimmer T-Shirts

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Live Stream

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Buffering

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."