Sky-watching Swimmer Pillows

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Live Stream

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"That is six feet."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'