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'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Input From The Front Office

Careerist

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'Going up?'

Heavy Workload

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Manager.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Fisherman

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

'Yes it is lonely at the top, now get out of my office!'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

"I guess this is me."

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

"I clawed my way to the top."

'Then one day, my power suit came unplugged.'

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'

All workers are equal, but some are more equal than others.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

'Twerp on bicycle!'

'Men in grey suits behaving badly.'

'Ed just retired.'