Power Suit Enthusiast T-Shirts

Careerist

All workers are equal, but some are more equal than others.

'Yes it is lonely at the top, now get out of my office!'

'Then one day, my power suit came unplugged.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Dressed for Success!

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

Born In Captivity.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Parade of Businessmen

New Suit.

City Boy.

Career Choices

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

At the suit makers

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Changing Room Decisions

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Penguin suit fitting.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'