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"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

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"He's deliciously vintage."

Input From The Front Office

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

'He did it for us.'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

Careerist

'Going up?'

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Manager.

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

'Yes it is lonely at the top, now get out of my office!'

"I guess this is me."

"I clawed my way to the top."

'Well, yes, he does radiate.'

'Howzat?"

'Then one day, my power suit came unplugged.'

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

'I've always thought it was about time that lawyers replace bankers at the top table where big M&A deals were being done.'

All workers are equal, but some are more equal than others.

'Men in grey suits behaving badly.'

'Ed just retired.'