Stock Market Sharks Gifts

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Horror movies

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The Food Chain

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Fish and color

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

Shark food pyramid.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

Stop Human Footing

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'