Stock Market Sharks T-Shirts

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Horror movies

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The Food Chain

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

Fish and color

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

Shark food pyramid.

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Stop Human Footing

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."