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"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Horror movies

The Food Chain

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Fish and color

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Shark food pyramid.

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

Stop Human Footing

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

The Birth of a Portfolio