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'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Some card-game puns

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Fish and color

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Stag poker"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Playing cards.