Finance Shark Prints

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Some card-game puns

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Fish and color

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."