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"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Soaring Profits

Fish and color

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

Sales tied in knots

Sales

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."