Sales Stalker T-Shirts

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

Women fighting at the sales.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Seeing progression motivates.

"I got it in the sales."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Whatever works for you.

Irregulars

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Cold caller.

Jumble Sale