Sales Sleuth T-Shirts

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"I'm here to do some sales prospectin'."

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'Expired coupons - still trying to redeem themselves.'

Retail therapy.

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Pound Shop Bargain

'The price or the biscuits?'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Telemarketing dials it up a notch.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Shopping...You Should Be At Work

Orderly Conduct of Sales

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Clickbait

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Alphabet soup

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Low Hanging Fruit

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."