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Exportation and importation in Cuba

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

The Modern Godot

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Always bought low.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'I don't get it, the company's made money, but I don't see any.'