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Business Intelligence Unit.

"So that's where all that money went! Well, I'd like to thank you, inspector, for finally allowing me to solve this mystery!"

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

'I don't get it, the company's made money, but I don't see any.'

'Okay, who released the amounts of my bonus and perks to Wikileaks?'

"Let me speak to the CEO's secretary. She's in the know."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

The Modern Godot

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Always bought low.'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.