Corporate Sleuth Prints

Business Intelligence Unit.

"So that's where all that money went! Well, I'd like to thank you, inspector, for finally allowing me to solve this mystery!"

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

'I don't get it, the company's made money, but I don't see any.'

'Okay, who released the amounts of my bonus and perks to Wikileaks?'

"Let me speak to the CEO's secretary. She's in the know."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

The Modern Godot

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Always bought low.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."