Trade Sleuth Prints

Exportation and importation in Cuba

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

The Modern Godot

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'The price or the biscuits?'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'Always bought low.'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"We do have an opening for a whistleblower, but it's only a temporary position."

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'