Sales Stalker Gifts

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

Women fighting at the sales.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Customer Convention

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"I got it in the sales."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Seeing progression motivates.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Irregulars

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

Cold caller.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Jumble Sale

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'