Sales Tactic Sleuth Gifts

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Exportation and importation in Cuba

'The price or the biscuits?'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'Let's rush him.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'Blast it's raining!'