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'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Dream Advertisements.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

Island Rent Due.