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" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Nervous at a party.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

2016 Policlicks

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

Sitting Out the Lambada

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"At last — no Trump."

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!