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Sitting Out the Lambada

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

La Table

'She's so put together!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Men's business romper.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'