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"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Nervous at a party.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Dream Advertisements.

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

2016 Policlicks

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"At last — no Trump."

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Day two of my political diet. I haven't watched FOX, or MSNBC. I haven't read the news pages of the paper. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scrib - I also haven't had any sweats, or racing hearts or hives. Write write write write scribble write. So I can probably start watching Hannity again tomorrow! Absolutely not. Doctor's orders!