Television Avoider T-Shirts

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Nervous at a party.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Dream Advertisements.

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'My Barry hates horror films.'

2016 Policlicks

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Good parenting.

'I hate networking.'

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"At last — no Trump."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Just more Junk Mail."