News Avoiders T-Shirts

"I wish they'd turn off the news when they leave."

"Ugh, not this again. I've been avoiding it like the plague."

"It's not unusual to feel stressed, anxious, unsure of the future...the political world is in disarray, we've gone through a turbulent time. You have to protect yourself! And I'd start by avoiding any news and especially anything to do with the prospect o

Fear of news.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'I hate surprises!'

Nervous at a party.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

2016 Policlicks

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"We came early to avoid the conga line."

'I roll over and play dead when I don't want to see someone.'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"At last — no Trump."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

Government Notice: You should be worrying about something.