News Avoiders Pillows

"I wish they'd turn off the news when they leave."

"Ugh, not this again. I've been avoiding it like the plague."

"It's not unusual to feel stressed, anxious, unsure of the future...the political world is in disarray, we've gone through a turbulent time. You have to protect yourself! And I'd start by avoiding any news and especially anything to do with the prospect o

Fear of news.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Nervous at a party.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Election Cancelling Headphones

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

2016 Policlicks

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"We came early to avoid the conga line."

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

'I roll over and play dead when I don't want to see someone.'

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

Government Notice: You should be worrying about something.

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"At last — no Trump."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"