News Avoider Pillows

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'I need to wear this. Otherwise, I would get stomach trouble when I read political news.'

'Harold decided 'no news' is 'good news'.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

'The evening news will not be seen tonight, because most of it is stuff you're better off not knowing anyway.'

'I want you to stop watching the 'Cable News Network,' and switch to the 'Ignorance is Bliss' channel.'

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"The news outlets show us an unending barrage of horrors and disasters and yet you're unfailing upbeat and happy. How can I be like that?"

One day Bob Gurkenman had simply stopped watching the news.

"I put a news blocker on my dad's computer."

"Anywhere. . . anywhere where they haven't even heard of Brexit!"

No More Trump, Next 250 Channels. . .

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

A family hides from the TV news.

2016 Policlicks

'The news just depresses me...give me something with big tits'

Can't bear any news concerning Trump

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"The way the news is these days one might as well stay in bed."

"At last — no Trump."

"It's nice here if you don't switch on the news."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

Fear of news.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'