News Avoider Mugs

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'I need to wear this. Otherwise, I would get stomach trouble when I read political news.'

'Harold decided 'no news' is 'good news'.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

'The evening news will not be seen tonight, because most of it is stuff you're better off not knowing anyway.'

'I want you to stop watching the 'Cable News Network,' and switch to the 'Ignorance is Bliss' channel.'

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"The news outlets show us an unending barrage of horrors and disasters and yet you're unfailing upbeat and happy. How can I be like that?"

One day Bob Gurkenman had simply stopped watching the news.

"I put a news blocker on my dad's computer."

"Anywhere. . . anywhere where they haven't even heard of Brexit!"

No More Trump, Next 250 Channels. . .

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

A family hides from the TV news.

2016 Policlicks

'Not again!...Couldn't we watch 'Big Brother' just for a change?'

'The news just depresses me...give me something with big tits'

Can't bear any news concerning Trump

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

"The way the news is these days one might as well stay in bed."

Cable Inc. This has all of the sports and entertainment channels, and none of the news channels. Its call the "Ignorance is Bliss Package"!

Day two of my political diet. I haven't watched FOX, or MSNBC. I haven't read the news pages of the paper. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scrib - I also haven't had any sweats, or racing hearts or hives. Write write write write scribble write. So I can probably start watching Hannity again tomorrow! Absolutely not. Doctor's orders!

"At last — no Trump."

"It's nice here if you don't switch on the news."

No News Is Good News

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

Fear of news.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'