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"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

I.T. Fear

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

Dream Advertisements.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'I hate networking.'

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"Me, I'm not nocturnal by nature, but by choice: I try to avoid human-contact as much as I can..."

Protection from technology