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"No fancy gizmo for him, he finds fish the old fashioned way."

"The projector is broken, sir. Here is a transcript of your presentation." "Where do you plug it in?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

I.T. Fear

Grandma's caf

"Tarzan no want computer."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"Oh good, there's nothing on."

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

Hand Drier

Techno Geeks.