Gadget Avoider Gifts

"No fancy gizmo for him, he finds fish the old fashioned way."

"The projector is broken, sir. Here is a transcript of your presentation." "Where do you plug it in?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

I.T. Fear

Grandma's caf

"Tarzan no want computer."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

Techno Geeks.

Hand Drier

Protection from technology

"Don't worry. As soon as Junior learns enough words, he'll tell you how to work it."