Anti-gadgeteer T-Shirts

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Welcome back students.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Planet Of The Apps.

Better Living Through Technology

"I am fully functional again!"

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

"...and if I press this button..."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

'Hey, dad...Maybe you can't play your stuff on the new CD player because it already has an integrated anti fuddy-duddy shield!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

Technology continues to improve communication.

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

"You've been tinkering with the toaster again, haven't you?"

Techno Geeks.