Anti-gadgeteer Prints

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Welcome back students.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

"...and if I press this button..."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

'Hey, dad...Maybe you can't play your stuff on the new CD player because it already has an integrated anti fuddy-duddy shield!'

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

Technology continues to improve communication.

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"

'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'

"You've been tinkering with the toaster again, haven't you?"

Hand Drier