Anti-technology Enthusiast Prints

'I take it you're not an advocate of social networking whilst shopping.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Domestic Spying Drones

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Binge Viewing...

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

If They See Something, They Do Something — To You

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."

GPS HIghway to Hell

Prisoner of technology

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

The Ungooglable Man