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'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Reverse psychology

Fish and color

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Stop Human Footing

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

It's hammerhead time

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Shark Fishing