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"Well you know how it is, you've got to keep moving or die."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Fish and color

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

"I got a job!"

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Call Center.

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"O.K., Jimbo, let's dance with wolves."

'As soon as I saw you, I knew you were the right man for the job.'