Career-driven Shark T-Shirts

"Well you know how it is, you've got to keep moving or die."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

Fish and color

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"I got a job!"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Call Center.

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

'Looks like Bob has taken his new e-commerce position a bit too seriously!'

"O.K., Jimbo, let's dance with wolves."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."