Stock Market Shark Gifts

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Risk management

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'I invested in a Chinese chopstick company, but they refused to fork over any dividends.'

'Proud parent of a successful family of mutual funds.'

'We've got to get our clients to think of long term investments. By long term, I man until we retire.'

'The government released no economic date today...and stocks rose on the notion that 'no news is good news'.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

"The shareholders are here for the annual meeting."

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

APPLE tech co. now worth $2 trillion

'MMMH! Yummie!'

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

"Loaded for bear?"

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"Well, if you want an aggressive stock, this company makes guns and amo."

"I made a killing on the stock market, then my wife made a killing on me!"

The Birth of a Portfolio

Shark

'I thought my stocks had split, but it was just my broker.'

"Yes, I'm the fund manager. Greed is good!"

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

...All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing out secret bank account and splitting?

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"We're down here near Mar-a-Lago, trying to act Trump-y."

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Gordon Gekko

I suggest shares in the music industry. Is that a sound investment?

Yes, the fridge is empty! I have invested the housekeeping at the stockmarket. Now you can buy lots of new fridges!

'Do it over. You spelled 'buy' wrong.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'I'm counting on you, Johnston, to get me into the million dollar circle, so keep up the hustle, sell, sell, sell!'