Real Estate Shark Gifts

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Fish and color

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

'Do it over. You spelled 'buy' wrong.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'