Gym Shark Pillows

"Apparently the way to a man's heart is through his six pack."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Gym Dog

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Bishops Snooker

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Early Exercise Machines

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Ring for Service.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I'm just gonna do one more set."