Gym Rival Pillows

"Still on your left."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise now!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Battery lifting weights

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Walking To School Simulator

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Rowing machine on a river.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Exercising your heart.

Office Safety.

Work Out.