Gym Rival Gifts

"Still on your left."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercise now!

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Battery lifting weights

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

Walking To School Simulator

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Rowing machine on a river.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Exercising your heart.

Office Safety.