Gym Champ Gifts

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Fitness guru.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Still on your left."

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Fitness Course.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Office Safety.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Work Out.

Executive fitness.

Advantage of Regular Exercise

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Stork doing weight training.

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Exercises

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Iron Man Competition"

Academy.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.