Gym Devil Pillows

'Nice 666 pack.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercise now!

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Cheerleaders

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Battery lifting weights

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Walking To School Simulator

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Still on your left."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Exercising your heart.

Office Safety.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Work Out.

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Executive fitness.

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."