Gym Devil Pillows

'Nice 666 pack.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercise now!

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Cheerleaders

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Battery lifting weights

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Walking To School Simulator

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Still on your left."

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Exercising your heart.

Office Safety.

Work Out.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Executive fitness.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."