Gym Goddess Pillows

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Labor Day Flowers

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"OK, ready to go again?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

Exercise now!

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Battery lifting weights

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack