Gym Goddess Gifts

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Exercise Class

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Labor Day Flowers

Exercise now!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."