Gym Genius Gifts

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Muscles

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Exercise Class

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

The trim reaper

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Keep Fit.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'What are you eating now?'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."